Discussion: Winter Smokers

Discussion: Winter Smokers

Good evening Small Batchers! 

Today's discussion question comes from my friend Sean.  We're putting together a post about helpful tips for smoking in the winter with a few friends, and he sent me the exerpt below that got me wondering:

What Type of Winter Smoker Are You? 

Check out his thoughts below, and then let us know which type of smoker you are!  You might already have a label from Sean, or maybe you've got something completely different going on.  Comment below and be entered to win a $25 Small Batch gift card for adding to the discussion! 

"As with cigars, not every situation will work for everyone and the same can be said for winter smoking. You may or may not recognize yourself in any of these descriptions:

  •     The Neanderthal: This person seems to be impervious to the cold. They need no encouragement to be out in the flying snow and below zero temperatures to enjoy a cigar. They need very little other than an outfit designed to keep the cold at bay and their crotch and non-smoking hand warm.
  •     The Snowman: This person, while not as DGAF as the Neanderthal, has some area cleared out in a shed, garage, or other shelter. Often times the snowman is not surrounded by the best scenery or would even say they are comfortable pressed up against boxes and other storage containers.  But they are not in a snowsuit, and will usually have a heating source of some sort available to them. Mobile Loungers also fall into this category, as they most likely had to scrape off their car at some point before they can light up.
  •     The George Jefferson (not all of you will get this joke): This is a step up from the Snowman. Usually this person will have an area specifically designed in a shed or garage for their cigar smoking. It will have a much better heat source and comfortable seating. Some level of decoration, typically related to sport teams, beer and liquor, and cigars (otherwise known as the things they are not allowed to hang up in the actual house).
  •     High Society: This is the person that has a dedicated room inside the house, or belongs to a cigar club that is easily accessible no matter the weather. The room inside the house is fitted with a large humidor or many humidors. There is the same style of decorating, as stated above, and typically a bar, big screen, and/or gaming tables. Why would I include this as a category? Well, who the heck wouldn't want this as a winter option!?!"

If you don't know who Sean (@run2smoke) is, he's the ultimate cigar badass.  As an added bonus, he looks dapper in purple.  The featured image above is from his place in Canada, and I've seen him smoke cigars in weather that most of us wouldn't even get out of bed for.  In fact, I'm pretty sure that he's 50% Viking, 50% Santa Claus, and 50% Polar  Bear.  

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11/27/2018 3:57 PM
I’m The Neanderthal... but I’m in South Florida, soooooo there’s that. Lol. Thanks for the contest!
11/27/2018 3:58 PM
The non existent type.  Haven't had a smoke in probably 3-4 weeks.  I hate cold so much it kills all desire, but I miss it like crazy.
11/27/2018 4:49 PM
A neanderthal that enjoy glimpses of high society.  Its just so nice and warm inside.
11/27/2018 4:55 PM
George Jefferson
11/27/2018 5:26 PM
The Neanderthal for sure, but if I can I'll head inside the lounge and be nice and warm!
11/27/2018 6:02 PM
I guess I am the George Jefferson with a TV and space heater in the garage. Oh and a Red Stripe sign.
11/27/2018 8:11 PM
A mix between George Jefferson and high society.  I smoke a few times outside when it's colder but my sense of taste and smell is not as good.
11/28/2018 2:19 AM
I'm from Maine so we are lucky to see warm weather. But I'm more a The Snowman sitting on our porch with a Mr. Buddy heater cranked sitting in an old love seat.
11/28/2018 5:20 AM
Neanderthal. Every day I burn one down on the patio of my local coffee shop whether I’m facing rain, snow, or sunshine.
11/28/2018 5:46 AM
I'm the Neanderthal. Just need to find my cave...
11/28/2018 7:06 AM
I was a Neanderthal back in Southern California... but since moving to Colorado, I am definitely a High Society. Luckily I have a pretty good lounge 10-15 minutes away...
11/28/2018 6:24 PM
Snowman (snowlady?). Patioheater out, Portlandian out!
11/28/2018 7:47 PM
Snowman for sure.  Either in the garage with a portable heater or in the mobile lounge with the heat cranking.
11/29/2018 7:13 AM
Neanderthal, the more ice stuck in the beard the better.
11/29/2018 10:37 AM
I guess I’m a kinda George Jefferson I have a screen porch that I enclose with with hard plastic corrugated sheets, two types of propane heaters, a television with a roku stick to stream movies. I use a window fan in the slot above the door if it gets too smoky. There’s patio furniture, coffee and side tables also. Philadelphia Eagles signs and banners. Usually I’m laid back in a zero gravity chair.
11/29/2018 1:02 PM
high society...........yep not gonna lie. and i have a musctache
11/29/2018 3:19 PM
the article is man-centric - smh. Sean forgets that there are women who also smoke outside during the winter. I can't relate.
11/29/2018 4:53 PM
Its 80 degrees here today sooooo...but when it gets "cold" I'll bust out a propane heater.
11/29/2018 5:31 PM
Snowman for sure - sitting in a camping chair in the garage with a small heater pointed at me.  But I do have a tv out there.
11/29/2018 5:36 PM
Cross between Snowman and George Jefferson.  A tack room in the barn with an old recliner, several heat sources, air purifier, wine cooler for my bourbon, and a smoking buddy cat.
11/30/2018 7:16 PM
George Jefferson. I got my garage fitted with propane and can sit out here with shorts a flip flops. Got a rabbit air plus a winix 5200 65 inches of 4K gold fridge of beer and a few bottles of bourbon in rotation. I call it Da Spot
12/1/2018 8:43 AM
I’m in NE Indiana. We get a weather mix from Lake Michigan and Canada during the winter. I personally love one cigar per day during the week and two on the weekend so winter temperatures and the difficulties that come along with must be experienced along with the joy of tasting a fine cigar daily. Here is how I thrive in the winter months:
Whatever outside activity I am involved with, I bring a cigar. That includes ice fishing, hunting, (yes even deer hunting, and it fools the deer every time), shoveling snow, ( I just go very slowly), and walking through my neighbors 100 acre woods.
I also keep my old work car in the garage. I use the car as a buffer between the cold garage and the outside temperature because the garage door must be kept open while I experience my cigar. Otherwise my lovely wife who has a nose that rivals a blood hound will remind me that she doesn’t smok cigars.
She does like to smell the wrappers and give me her thoughts though.
So, smoking cigars in the winter must be dealt with according to what is available and the nearest B&M to me is 35 minutes making comfort while smoking a winter cigar a treat.
Keith
12/1/2018 3:09 PM
Neanderthal here, though one day I wouldn't mind advancing to snowman level.  Maybe I'll make that my New Year's resolution.
12/2/2018 7:14 AM
Congrats to Jeremy on winning this week's gift card!  Thanks to all for participating and adding to the discussion.

Also a special thanks to the Ladies for pointing out what I should have caught and corrected in the first place.  We'll do better!